Now, I’m not one to judge, but this is what I think about the sorry state of the porn industry:
The standards have been set so low that it would not take much to make a really kick-ass porn. Nevertheless, it feels as though these standards keep getting lower, as if these guys were trying to out-do each other in the bad department. My grandmother could make better porn than most I’ve seen, and she’s been dead for 10 years.
Case in point, Babes Ballin’ Boys. I popped it in last night with my honey, and the two of us prepared to be titillated. There aren’t many porns that show dudes gettin’ it up the butt by “babes” and so perhaps my expectations were too high… maybe only the dregs of the porn industry would ball boys, but for crying out loud, they could have at least had some music playing! It was just silence! Silence and plastic surgery-deformed babes. I’m not just talking plastic surgery “enhanced” babes… I’m talking bright red implant scar close-ups, I’m talking collagen-injected lips so thick I was afraid they’d get stuck up her nose and suffocate her. It was nauseating. And the sex wasn’t very good either. What a shame. I was really looking forward to some good ballin’.
This is a weak tie-in, but this nasty porn made me think of an awesome idea. At EtB, we sell Clone-a-Willy Kits, where one can make dildos out of flesh penises. Kinda like when you made those bronze casts of your little kid hands, circa age 5. Kinda not. So let’s say you’re doin’ a fella and you guys decide you want to clone his willy. What if you took his cloned willy and balled him in the butt with it? Doing a dude with his own dick? I think that’s just about the hottest thing I can think of. Dirty dirty. You could make him suck it too.
Now that would be a great porn.
Smooches,
Eden
