One of the things that I love about this job is all the freakin’ sex toys that cross my desk (among other places). Many of them are fine, some are AWESOME and way too many are kinda screwy. This is the first in my series where I’d like to share with you some of my favorite screwy toys ( and if this happens to be your favorite toy, please defend it! I’d love to hear about it… )
Anyway today we have Foot Fetish Luscious Legs Vibrator. This is a 8″ Tall, translucent pink jelly vibe in the shape of a pair of presumably women’s legs (with the battery compartment & controller where her hips & privates would be). The packaging is printed with the tagline “Sleek, Sexy Legs and Delicate Feet Will make you feel fabulous!”
When I got this item, the first thing I wondered was who they were making this for. As far as I know, there really aren’t that many foot fetishists that are women out there and this packaging, as you can see, is clearly aimed at the ladies. Also, from what I know of most foot fetishists, they like people’s feet not super tiny jelly rubber ones. As a vibrator, it is actually ok, relatively powerful, but so super-flexible that if you were to try and use the toy to apply pressure anywhere, it would be kinda silly. The crossed-over feet would make sliding this comfortably into a vagina or ass (not that this toy is butt-safe… because it is not…) would be a challenge. It is hard to see form the picture, but the feet are crosses so that they form an open V, pretty much the opposite of what one normally wants in an insertable toy. Ouch.
Now if someone wanted a light & fluttery, flexible vibe, this might do the trick but seriously, feet? Maybe this isn’t any weirder than all the animal-shaped vibes out there, but for $25 you can get a more powerful, versatile vibe that won’t leave you thinking about athlete’s foot in your coochy.
xox0,
Searah
