We were blown away by the response to our call for Carnal Consultants!! I guess we shouldn’t have… who doesn’t want to test sex toys?!
After much blood sweat and tears, we narrowed down the talented pool to just eight Consultants! So let’s let them introduce themselves!
Misty 
I am 39 years old and have recently re-entered the singles scene. Since attaining my new solo status, I have been exploring untapped aspects of my sexuality. I received a gift at my divorcée party that was purchased at Early 2 Bed, and have been a great fan of their toys ever since. I am truly looking forward to incorporating the many Early 2 Bed products into my new repertoire and reporting back on my thoughts and opinions about them. I think it’s so important for a woman to explore and enjoy her femininity, sexuality, passion, and curiosity. It keeps the wrinkles at bay.
Loretta
I am a recent college graduate seeking work in Chicago, and trying to find myself. I am a vegetarian atheist liberal sex-positive fun-seeking feminist. I enjoy the internet, romance novels, Italy, Long Island iced teas, and taking photos.
Mermaid
Mermaid lives in a pineapple, under the sea, outside of Chicago. She enjoys avocado sushi, her cat Sweet Gherkin, and dirty comics. Mermaid makes drugs for a living… the natural medicine kind.
Sex Toy Goddess
My friends call me the Sex-Toy-Goddess-Extraordinaire because I have such a reputation for being a sex toy fiend! I have an unquenchable thirst for all things sex-related, and have always maintained an insatiable desire to remain sex-positive. I relish the opportunity to help others on their journey to blissful happiness.
Anna
Anna is a validation junky. In addition to being a Carnal Consultant, she also writes for Dramanonymous.com, dykediva.com, centerstagechicago.com and does film reviews for theaspectratio.net. She uses quotation marks unnecessarily and spends entirely too much time justifying the artistic merit of limericks. You can contact her at banannarama01@yahoo.com.
Jack Hyde
Dude, straight but not narrow, outwardly reserved, inwardly crazy hippie free-love-thinker. Formerly a serial monogamist, now happily married. There’s a rhythm deep inside of us, and we stay connected to it through sex.
Garnet Joyce
I am a 25 year old student studying to become a sex educator, or as I like to say, “a doctor of sex.” I am a queer female currently living in Chicago with my wonderful genderqueer girlfriend. I dabble a bit in alternative porn and I am a huge fan of sex toys.
ELR
ELR has written for NewCity, Gapers Block, and The Machine Media. He spends approximately seventeen hours a day getting off, trying to, or thinking about it. The rest of his time is split between writing, tending to his pet rat, and having nightmares about work.
Stay tuned for toy reviews!!
