That’s right, kidlets… we’ve made our decisions. It was a grueling process, eerily similar to that movie Twelve Angry Men. Except we aren’t jurors, and we’re not men. Or twelve. Or angry. Anyway… after three rounds of poring over haikus, we’ve come up with our ten favorites. Many thanks to EVERYONE who participated… you made our lives difficult, but in a really good way. :)And so, without further ado… in no particular order… the seven finalists of our haiku contest!
The buzzing is low
Yet you hear me as I play
And hold my free hand
By Curvaceous Dee
Slutty adjectives
surf on the sound of the buzz
from between my legs
By Sam-I-Am
Let me tell you, friend:
Never fuck yourself after
Chopping chiles. Ow!
By Jessie Bluejay
“Gimme a minute!!!”
Door knock interrupts thought flow
“I’m combing my hair!”
By Samer Allababidi
“You’re making me so
hornyu.” “Hornyu?” Goddammit.
Keyboard all sticky.
By Frank Mills
The pube hair bald spot
just above my clitoris
is two fingers wide
By Carrie
Whose hand is that I
feel? How wonderful… it’s mine.
Care to watch me play?
By Pillowtop
Stay tuned for the top THREE winners… oh the suspense is killing me! They win the honor of publication AND special goodies from Early to Bed!
