Top Three Masturbation Haikus!

Here’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for…

In third place, winning a 100ml bottle of our favorite lube, Liquid Silk…

Glistening like a
ridiculous pink trophy

my dildo triumphs
By Ruby

In second place, winning a copy of our brand new movie, Special Delivery

sharp, sweet on my tongue
left hand awkward on my clit
i switched hands to taste

By Maria & Jacob

And finally, in first place, winning a $40 gift certificate to Early to Bed…

I really don’t know
What came over me last night

Oh wait, it was me

By Alexander the Poet

Congratulations to our winners, our finalists, and to everyone who participated!! You made our first annual Self-Love Haiku Contest a rousing success!!!

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