Here’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for…
In third place, winning a 100ml bottle of our favorite lube, Liquid Silk…
Glistening like a
ridiculous pink trophy
my dildo triumphs
By Ruby
In second place, winning a copy of our brand new movie, Special Delivery…
sharp, sweet on my tongue
left hand awkward on my clit
i switched hands to taste
By Maria & Jacob
And finally, in first place, winning a $40 gift certificate to Early to Bed…
I really don’t know
What came over me last night
Oh wait, it was me
By Alexander the Poet
Congratulations to our winners, our finalists, and to everyone who participated!! You made our first annual Self-Love Haiku Contest a rousing success!!!












