Monthly Archives: January 2009

Vice President Fun Facts!

Just a heads up… this post has nothing to do with sex, but given tomorrow’s inauguration, it is timely!
There is a new book out called Veeps: Profiles in Insignificance about the farce that is the vice presidency of the United States. Chuckle over historical foibles (Charles Fairbanks was a boring public speaker! Bwhahahaha! (Who?)) and [...]

The Accidental Advice Column: Third-Eye Vaginas

Today’s topic: third eye in my vagina
A couple of days ago, someone asked me if I am ever shocked or surprised anymore, having worked in sex toy shops for so many years. My answer was, unequivocally, NO. Nothing can surprise me, and as such, I cannot judge. I find this to be a helpful thing, [...]

A team of rival… ministers?

If nothing else, President-elect Obama seems committed to surrounding himself with people who screamingly disagree with each other. So it should be no surprise that he has picked openly gay Bishop Gene Robinson to kick off the inaugural events with a prayer… after picking known anti-gay pastor Rick Warren to deliver the invocation.   Was it [...]

Cutest darn condom ad

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Apparently you can also watch hilarious “outtakes” on the designer’s site.
via BoingBoing

British novelists try their hand at porn

Some British lady novelists have decided to “see how the other half writes” by contributing to a collection of literary porn called In Bed With.  According to the Times Online, “They are among a group of 20 women who have anonymously contributed to a book of ‘unashamedly sexy stories’.”
Gotta love the juxtaposition of “anonymous” and [...]

Barbie = German sex doll

So, according to sex-and-blogs.com, I am the last person to know that Barbie was based on a German sex doll. Really?? Where have I been?  Did you guys already know that? Sez the site:
If Barbie’s always seemed suspiciously like a male fantasy, it might be because Jack Ryan, the designer who popularized her, was a [...]

The Accidental Advice Column: Masturbation Melee!

Question: how early can women masturbate
by Eden
As early as they want to, provided they’re awake! Ba dum bum.  I’m sorry… that was terrible. Presumably, what this search term is searching for is at what age can women begin masturbating. I think the key term in answering this question is “can” versus “do.”
Because if we’re talking [...]

AVN Award Winner!

This past weekend saw the annual Adult Video News Awards in Las Vegas and our friend Tristan Taormino’s movie Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Oral Sex 2 won for best Educational Release! Congratulations to Tristan for winning the award and for continuing to bring us fresh, excellent dvds. Her Chemistry series is good as gonzo [...]

iBoobs gets canned

Hoo boy. Where to begin? Well. First! There is an application for iPhones called iBoobs, created by a company called Mystic Game Development. What this “iBoobs” allows you to do is truly a marvel in technological advancement. See… You get boobs on your iPhone screen. They are wearing a bra. Then you… SHAKE YOUR IPHONE… [...]

Recycle your sex toys!

Wha!? How did I miss this? Apparently Dreamscapes LLC, hailing from sunny Florida, is in the business of recycling your worn-out sex toys!
According to the website:
When we receive your toys in our warehouse we will have it disassembled, the rubber, silicone, plastic and motorized parts will be sent to specialty recycling facilities that will process [...]