Monthly Archives: April 2009

Pakistani Mom n' Pop fetish shop

It’s funny. This New York Times article reminds me of a character in Zadie Smith’s novel White Teeth - a Bangladeshi woman living in London who sews fetish gear out of her home for supplementary income. The article tells the story of two brothers who wanted to own their own business in Pakistan and stumbled [...]

3rd Annual Masturbation Month Haiku Contest!!

Send us haikus on
Self-love and masturbation
Top 10 on our blog!
Prizes for the top 3!!
1st prize:
$25 Gift Certificate to Early to Bed
Large bottle of Sliquid Organic lube
Early to Bed Tee shirt of your choice
& The Big Book of Masturbation
2nd prize:
Small bottle of Sliquid Organic lube
& The Big Book of Masturbation
3rd prize:
The Big Book of Masturbation
Entries due [...]

New EtB-Related Blog

Hi Folks,
So I started my own blog called That Sex Lady. Here I will be answering all the many questions that I get every day about sex and sex toys. I’ll still blog here from time to time, but check this new blog out for answers to questions you never even knew you had!
xoxo,
searah

Girl ant clones!

Hello and welcome to another edition of “Weird sex in the Animal Kingdom!”
Here’s a chilling tale - of an ant species made entire of females who clone themselves to reproduce! Quite the opposite of our lascivious chimp-tastic relatives, eh? Wink wink.
Go ahead! Read some more about asexual lady ant clones.
-Eden

Bachelorette Party Season is Upon Us!

Yes, folks, it is that time of year again when blushing brides have one last wild night out with the girls! To honor that, we have added a new category to our website “Bachelorette Gift Ideas”
Here you will find some of the items that we think are particularly fun for the bride-to-be and unlike a [...]

Renowned Hoo-ha Doctor Wins Nobel Prize

…sez The Onion.
Once again, The Onion sticks it to us hilariously for our utter stupidity. Even those of us who know our “vulvas” from our “vaginas” can have trouble saying the right term at the right time.
And can someone PLEASE come up with a good enough, not-too-cutesy, too scientific, or too graphic shorthand for cunnilingus? [...]

Earth Day!

Yes yes, Earth Day is today.. and while NOT buying anything probably the best way to help the environment, that is not really any fun, is it? So I have put together a little list of some sexy items that have a lower impact on Mother Earth then some other options out there.
Buying Sex Toys [...]

Accidental Advice: Bicycle Sex

Today’s search term: Bicycle Sex
This search term immediately caught my eye, though it’s less humorous on the surface than many of the other topics I’ve chosen. It makes me think of three things:
1) The scene in Sixteen Candles with Long Duck Dong dry-humping his girlfriend on the exercise bike at that party.
2) Trying, unsuccessfully, to [...]

Chimps trade meat for sex.

What kind of a sex blog would we be without the occasional nod to the sexual  practices of other primates? Yes, friends, here is another installment of “Bedroom Habits of Great Apes”!
As it turns out, male chimps that share meat with female chimps get laid way more often:
“By sharing, the males increase the number of [...]

Lessons learned from orgies

I’ve posted a blog by Greta Christina before, and I have to say, she is quickly becoming one of my favorite sex bloggers. It seems like a cop-out to just keep pasting her blogs here, but really, I couldn’t say any of this better.
Check out “My Very First Orgy and What I Learned There“. Five [...]