No, not here, sadly. Where else? San Francisco.
And as much as I love to hate the Bay Area’s woo-woo silliness, there’s a part of me that’s just plain jealous that they can have Masturbate-a-thons all willy-nilly. Can you imagine one of those in the Midwest? Oh my. Where are my smelling salts? Unless I’m missing something, and everyone is at some super-awesome masturbate-a-thon that I wasn’t invited to.
Anyway. Here’s an article about it, with pics, if you have those smelling salts handy. My personal fave is the smug quote from the masturbating guy who hates SF Weekly because it’s “too snarky.” How about we trade you some of our Midwest snark for some of your Bay Area woo-woo?
-Eden
