Masturbation Haiku Contest Winners

We got so many awesome entries this year… it was really hard to choose! But choose we did, so without further ado… drum roll please…

First Prize: (winning a $25 Gift Certificate to Early to Bed, a large bottle of Sliquid Organic lube, the Early to Bed Tee shirt of their choice & The Big Book of Masturbation)

I think you’re too north
my clit is not lost, you are
I’ll find it myself

–by Mamie

Second prize (winning Small bottle of Sliquid Organic lube & The Big Book of Masturbation)

the wet spot reveals
what I did on my day off
pity you had work

–by Colleen

Third Prize (Winning The Big Book of Masturbation)

told my new roommate
my rabbit was my best friend
she thought we’d have pets

–by Kay Em

Now for the rest of the top 10 in no particular order… thanks everyone for participating!!!

Sunday afternoon
Lotion, Kleenex, and RedTube
Aah! Now for a nap

–by Swingin’ Solo

I write with one hand
while the other is busy
My genre: clit lit

–by Geek Porn Girl

Beneath the bleachers
First Democratic Caucus
No one heard me moan

–by Cyra Em

Alone, I don’t need
To put on a show. I am
So quiet, so still

–by Pepper

The tub, age twelve
Like everyone else, right?
Nothing beats it still

–by Madeline

Alone They Do Not
Oil Water Finger and Clit
But Together… A lot

–by Nkosi

The joy of the night
My hand, my clit, and some wine
Rub to blow my mind

–by Rachel

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