Want to learn about your personality and prospects based on the shape of your ass?
Boy do I have good news for you:
Without spending a penny, we [The Sun] asked Mark Bury, head of cosmetic surgery specialists SurgiCare, to explain six types of lady booty.
Then we got Leeds “rumpologist” Sam Amos - a clairvoyant whose methods include doing psychic readings by studying clients’ bottoms - to reveal how shapes can reflect the owners’ personalities.
My personal favorite is “The Shelf,” which apparently foretells that you “work out.”
I would like to become a rumpologist, please.
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