Monthly Archives: August 2009

Shortened hours on Thursday — Midori workshop!

Please note, we’ll only be open from 12pm - 7pm on Thursday 8/27 — because of Midori’s Art of Feminine Dominance workshop that we’ll be hosting at 7:30! There are still a few spaces, so sign up now!
And we’ll be back to our regular Thursday hours next week!

Extry Extry! Read all about it: “Kids look at porn on the internet!”

The study:
Between February 2009 and July 2009, Symantec tracked a total of 3.5 million searches that were submitted by users of their OnlineFamily.Norton service. The list of search terms was ranked from those submitted most frequently to those submitted the least. In order to be included in the list of kids’ top search terms, a [...]

Sex Positive Film Series in Chicago

SEX POSITIVE
pro-SEX, pro-QUEER, pro-KINK
a free documentary film series for people who like sex
curated by Clarisse Thorn
Come out and join us at the ongoing Sex+++ Documentary Film Series!  “Equality U” is being screened for free at Hull-House Museum on Tuesday, August 25th, 7PM.  We’ll serve delicious snacks and brilliant conversation!  All are welcome — whether you’re [...]

Speaking of lists…

Here’s a really cool website I just found — 25 Things About My Sexuality. Anyone can submit, yes, a list of 25 things about their sexuality, and the rest of us get to be peeping toms into their dirty, sexy bedroom windows.
I love finding new time-wasters for perverts!

NEW! Item of the Week!

Didja see? We’ve got a new feature on early2bed.com — Item of the Week! Every week is a new great deal on one of our fabulous products, so keep checking in!
This week is 50% off one of our favorite lubes: Pink silicone (in the pretty 4 oz glass bottle!)
Get yours now, while supplies last!

Making a list, checking it twice

Greta Christina has a great post on the Blowfish Blog called “25 Things I Want (in bed)” — basically listing 25 fantasies (some realizable, some not) that she wants out of her sex life. Including, but not limited to:
I want to be able to shapeshift. I want to split my tongue in two like a [...]

Coming soon to a pet store near you?

Presenting: the DoggieLoverDoll.
Now I’ve seen everything.

Miss the Air Sex Championships?

Never fear. You can watch some of the videos from the championships online.

image via Air Sex

Vintage douche

Ever have that not-so-fresh feeling? Apparently the women in these vintage douche ads have… look at these sad sacks, disinfecting their vaginas with Lysol as an antidote to their husbands’ indifference in bed.
One can only assume these husbands are vigorously wiping their dicks with Windex…?
Check out all the ads here.

In Chicago? Wanna help us?

Hey EtB fans! Anyone in Chicago wanna help us staff our table at the LGBTI Health Summit downtown this Saturday from 10:30-4:30? It’ll be fun and we’ll pay you! If so, email me at searah@early2bed.com!