Greta Christina has a great post on the Blowfish Blog called “25 Things I Want (in bed)” — basically listing 25 fantasies (some realizable, some not) that she wants out of her sex life. Including, but not limited to:
I want to be able to shapeshift. I want to split my tongue in two like a snake and wrap it around someone’s clit. I want to sprout extra hands, so I can pin someone down while I spread them open and fingerfuck them. I want to transform my arms and legs into tentacles and violate someone in all their holes, like a demon in a Japanese anime porno.
And I thought… what a great idea! We make so many lists — to-do lists, grocery lists, invite lists, lists of people we’ve fucked (or people we want to fuck), lists of the top ten best whatevers…. why not make a list of our hottest sexual fantasies! It will be inspired! Inspiring! Creative! It’ll hotten up our sex lives!
I’m going to do it. Of course, I’m not going to share it with you here… I’m not quite as brave as Greta Christina. But I encourage you to make your own sex bucket list. Feel free to share any of them in the comments if you’re feeling saucy.
