I feel that any commentary I might have to add to this would just ruin it, so I’ll just let them advertise this marvelous product in their own words.
Have you ever aware how the healthy sex consume the fat?
We put treadmill concept into product of the second-generation and make this product has counting, timekeeping and calorie functions. When you press the switch on, it starts timekeeping and means the sex exercise begins. You can know the sex duration when stop moving and also can check counting and calorie function at any times for your reference.
(I suppose, to be fair, I should link to their website, though that does not mean I’d recommend paying them a visit: http://www.sexcounter.com.tw)
Okay, so it isn’t actually an odometer… but maybe they’ll include that in version III. Imagine! You could know how many miles you’ve fucked… if, uh, if thrusts were footsteps?
