MeatBazooka is throwing a party! Join us at our official launch party on Friday, November 20th. The fun starts at 8pm at The Spot, 4437 N Broadway in Chicago. Mix and mingle and celebrate what our site is all about: sex, diversity and acceptance. Enjoy performances by Burlesque Goddess Cherish. Plus, anyone purchasing a wristband [...]
Come learn how to be the sexiest nerd on the block!
Flirting for Nerds
Tuesday, November 17th at 7:30pm | Instructor: Rebecca
$15/$10 for students and low-income folk
Most of us aren’t born flirts. And if you have ever felt like a nerd for fumbling when you should be flirting, then this is the class for you! When you [...]
I. Love. This. Thing. Just look at it. Magical!
It looks like a plug-in… it’s powerful as a plug in… but it runs on batteries! So versatile! So portable! So… mystical!
Well it is about that time of year again when we all start to hunker down inside for those looooong winter nights. While shuttered up inside, I think a great activity for two is a nice long massage (sometimes followed up by naughtier games). At ETB we are pretty picky about the scent and quality [...]
So we got an email today asking what Porter’s core is made of and whether or not it would set off a metal detector at the airport. Hmm.. good question.. so we opened one up to take a closer look:
From what Eden and I could tell… the bendable spine is made of plastic.. with a [...]
[ November 14, 2009; 3:00 pm to 6:00 pm. ] Early to Bed is pleased to announce Saturday afternoon Happy Hour!
Saturdays in November & December from 3-6pm
(starting 11/14/09)
Enjoy cupcakes, cider and 10% off everything in the shop!*
Why? Because we love you!
xoxox
*10% off in-stock items only. Valid only in our Chicago shop, not online.
Might as well be me.
I don’t mind the sexy costumes on principle… really, I don’t. I enjoy a little bare skin as much as the next girl. I’m mostly just curious as to how we got from the ubiquitous sexy cat and schoolgirl to the likes of Sexy Secret Service, Sexy Kandy Korn Witch (seriously? [...]
If you haven’t heard of steampunk, I won’t go into great detail about it here — not because I’m being snooty, but because I’m just so sick of hearing/talking about it that you’d probably be better served reading about it on Wikipedia. But the short short answer is that it’s a strangely fetishized fashion and [...]
Next week:
Bottoms Up! Butt Sex for the Masses
Tuesday, November 10th at 7:30pm
$15/$10 students & low-income OR $25 for two ($5 savings!)| Instructor: Lewis
Poor neglected tuchas! Ignored and feared, but with so much love to give! We will demystify the butt for you and set you at ease. You’ll learn about fingering, butt plugs, dildos, intercourse, [...]
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