First this:
(Which — first of all — do I even need to comment on this? But second of all — YES I DO. I understand the sentiment, but a pap smear as a Hanukkah present is pretty much the #1 way to get a swift punch to the cock. A) Who’s to say I’m due for my pap on Hanukkah? Do I have to go early? Or can I redeem my “present” late? B) Either you know my doctor’s name and phone number, which is a little strange, or you just picked a doc out of the Yellow Pages for my “present”… all I have to say is: I went to a random gynecologist once when mine was out of town, and this guy was about 70 years old and wearing a BOW TIE, and I’m not doing that again. C) Just get me a real fucking present and leave the doctor scheduling to me. Get your woman a schmear, indeed.)
But guess who had to kick Hanukkah in the nuts while it was down? That’s right… Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-UT). Read this article first. Then watch the video.
Eight Days of Hanukkah from Tablet Magazine on Vimeo.
