You know what really helps me get my rocks off? Reading the dictionary. No joke! When I need a little help getting in the mood, I just flip my old Merriam-Webster behemoth to “O” and get myself all worked up reading their “oral sex” entry.
Which is why I was not surprised at all — nay, I was GLAD! — when the smart-thinking school officials in southern California yanked this salacious tome from their libraries. Because if there’s one thing that’ll stop students from having sex, it’s getting rid of the dictionary.
Update: The return of the dirty book! Oral sex experimentation runs rampant once again!
