Monthly Archives: February 2010

Removing the spice from your sex life

Here’s a conundrum for you: what if the efforts you’re taking to spice up your sex life are really just making things less spicy, more tedious, and utterly discouraging?
There are lots of ways this can happen, but the biggest one is focusing your energy on the wrong thing — the symptom, let’s say, instead of [...]

A shopping list is worth a thousand words

I just had to share this because, well because it’s the best thing ever.

via the Slog

First there was labia dye, then there was the vajacial, and now there’s…

Okay wait. Before I reveal the newest sensation in vulva decorating, I just have to pause for a moment. Three weeks in a row now I’ve been presented with a new form of questionably hygienic genital primping, and three weeks in a row I’ve thought to myself: “Well now I’ve seen everything.” But this time [...]

Of course Iceland has a penis museum

Spring break vacay, anyone? Cancun is so mid-’90s.
The Icelandic Phallological Museum contains a collection of two hundred and nine penises and penile parts belonging to almost all the land and sea mammals that can be found in Iceland… It should be noted that the museum has also been fortunate enough to receive legally-certified gift tokens for four [...]

Porn on the internet? The hell you say!

Are you irritated at the lack of porn selection on the internet? I know, we hear it all the time… why can’t the internet have more porn?
Conversely, are you too tired/lazy/naked to haul your cookies up to Early to Bed to rent the fabulous porn we have in the store?
No, all is not lost! Now [...]

A necklace with a naughty secret

Yowza! Check out a super-hot new toy — the Incoqnito Necklace!
Incoqnito Necklace - $100

An elegantly-designed and swoon-worthy necklace by day, the Incoqnito Necklace transforms to a decadent pair of vibrating nipple clamps at night… or whenever you want it to! Simply slide the lambskin loops around each nipple, tighten the loop and turn on the [...]

Please, *please* learn from their mistakes…

So, we’re generally all for using a little creativity in the bedroom. And, sometimes, turning everyday household products into a sex toy can be a great way to spicy things up on a budget. So, go ahead, use that (non-microwavable) saran wrap as a dental dam, and feel free to raid your kitchen [...]

Operation Titstorm

So in late January, the Australian Classification Bureau “banned mainstream pornography from showing women with A-cup breasts, apparently on the grounds that they encourage paedophilia…” thus criminalizing women with small tits who want to be in adult movies and publications. Oh also, they banned the depiction of female ejaculation. Because it’s “abhorrent”.
I find this just… [...]

Vajacials for your Vajay.

Lest you think vulva makeovers begin and end with a dye job… I give you the “Vajacial”.
You heard me. The Vajacial. The facial for your… well, vulva, technically. Try as we might, no one seems to be able to get it through their thick skulls that THE VAGINA IS THE HOLE. Ahem.
According to the press [...]

Another horrible product we won’t be selling

Gross. Seriously gross.