Lest you think vulva makeovers begin and end with a dye job… I give you the “Vajacial”.
You heard me. The Vajacial. The facial for your… well, vulva, technically. Try as we might, no one seems to be able to get it through their thick skulls that THE VAGINA IS THE HOLE. Ahem.
According to the press release:
Meant to be performed a week after waxing, the 50-minute treatment ($60) involves four steps. First, skin is cleansed with an antibacterial body wash and witch hazel. Then, a papaya-based exfoliating gel goes on before the esthetician extracts ingrown hairs. After that, an anti-freckle, anti-acne, or calming mask is applied. It finishes off with an application of lightening cream.
So let me get this straight. I fork over $60 to have you slather my vulva with who-knows-what antibactierial (REALLY?) soap and nasty chemical (excuse me, “papaya-based”) creams, in the effort to make it look… what… varnished?
And… Jezebel lays the smack down.
