early to bed

So, we’re generally all for using a little creativity in the bedroom. And, sometimes, turning everyday household products into a sex toy can be a great way to spicy things up on a budget. So, go ahead, use that (non-microwavable) saran wrap as a dental dam, and feel free to raid your kitchen for spatulas and wooden spoons to stand in for paddles. Just, please, whatever you do, when it comes to your butt, listen to our friend Ducky and stick to officially designated products.