Monthly Archives: March 2010

It’s not too late to bid on these antique dildos.

18th century wooden dildos, anyone? Check out the snazzy storage case!

More info and pics here.

And you thought your Rabbit was expensive…

Two antique, wooden dildos were just auctioned off in Essex for a whopping £3,600 last Thursday. An educated guess has the pair of dildos (one 10 inches long, and the other 11), and their leather-lined carrying case, being made in 18th Century France. And, just in case you were wondering what the buyer [...]

Snazzy new goodies!

Sliquid Swirl Flavored Lubes - $12
Yummy! This stuff tastes just like Jolly Rancher candies! And, like all Sliquid lubes, they’re vegan, glycerine-free and paraben-free! Slather it on and lick away!
Perry - $32
Smooth and affordable, this good-looking toy is great for someone who doesn’t want a curve in their dildo or who just wants a smoooooth [...]

Liberator Wing!

I am so excited about this new toy , the Wing from liberator. For those who like some hands-free vibrator fun this is a fantastic item. You can insert up to two vibes and then go for a wild ride. Yum Yum Vroom Vroom!
Check out the toy at our shop.. and the directions below!

xoxo,
searah

New Item of the Week!

The fully waterproof Aqua Egg! Now 50% off (offer good for online orders ONLY)!
Aqua Egg - Now $10!
We’ve been waiting for someone to come out with a waterproof bullet and we couldn’t be happier with this one! Fully submersible, this speedy little egg is ideal for splashing around in the tub, controller and all!

Holy Moses, check out our newest, space-ageiest jerk-off sleeve.

I give you: the Tenga Flip Hole. Now available at Early to Rise!

Proof that you should never follow Cosmo’s sex advice

And you have this guy to thank.

I Tried Cosmo’s Sex Advice—Wow, My Penis Hurts! (But the Mango Was Nice…) - watch more funny videos
via Violet Blue

The sex lives of presidents

Looks like Larry Flynt will be co-authoring a book called One Nation Under Sex: How the Private Lives of Presidents and First Ladies Shaped America, due out in 2011. The Hustler publisher and Columbia University lecturer and seasoned political chronicler David Eisenbach are teaming up for the project.
“It’s not just a book about who slept [...]

Vintage sex advice

Check out this great new blog that gifts us with quotes from ancient marriage and sex ed manuals! I love a good laugh at the expense of the misinformed past… I only regret that I missed out on the era in which one could use the pet name “A-1 tumblebun.”
After a husband has complimented “the [...]

Emperor — New item of the week!

The formidable Emperor dildo — now 50% off!!