Vintage sex advice

Check out this great new blog that gifts us with quotes from ancient marriage and sex ed manuals! I love a good laugh at the expense of the misinformed past… I only regret that I missed out on the era in which one could use the pet name “A-1 tumblebun.”

After a husband has complimented “the smoothest skin this side of Heaven” while he strokes it in passionate embrace, nicknames like ‘Velvet’ take on new meaning. After a wife has called her husband ‘Muscles’ as she squeezes his naked thigh, a significant pressure on his biceps can boost his sex urge… Try calling your wife an ‘A-1 tumblebun’ or your husband a ‘great big hunk of wonderful man’ when you’re obviously moving toward a sexual encounter.

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