Monthly Archives: May 2010

Masturbation May Haiku Contest Deadline!

[ May 31, 2010; 12:00 pm to 11:59 pm. ] There’s just ONE MORE DAY to get those haikus in! Don’t miss out on our fabulous prizes!

First Prize — $50 gift certificate to Early to Bed

Second Prize — $25 gift certificate to Early to Bed

Third Prize — Large bottle of Liquid Silk

Email ALL entries to eden(at)early2bed(dot)com

Deadline is May 31st!

New Vegan Condoms!

After hours of laborious academic research, we finally found some kick-ass new vegan condoms! But not only are they vegan, they’re also fair-trade! And not only that, the flavored ones use organic food-grade flavors instead of chemical substitutes! Yowza! Get these on your dick and/or dildo pronto!
Glyde Condoms
Glyde Flavored Condoms (Strawberry, Vanilla, and Wildberry!)

Booty Parlor!

Bath Kitten Kit
We are thrilled to be able to offer you selected hand-selected products from the sexy, fancy Booty Parlor line. Delicious body treats, sensual candles and more! We have been selling their Melt Chocolate Body Fondue for a while and love it, so we are super excited about the new products in the line.
And [...]

Random Giveaway #2

Howdy,
I have more Random Goodies to give away! Help me clean out my office!
This week I have something for people who like Cute Things, people who like Sweet Edible Body Things and folks who like To Give A Pearl Necklace & Also Like Feet. What I am giving away is a surprise and [...]

Harper Lee: recluse author, squirter.

Maybe if I wish really really really hard, this op-ed piece will actually be for real.
I, Harper Lee, am a squirter.
That’s right: When I have an orgasm a small amount of liquid shoots out of my vagina. (Although, good heavens, it’s been years since I’ve had one of those.) Anyway, yes, for a long time [...]

Wanna see a documentary all about Early to Bed?

Well you can! I saw it and if I may say so myself… it is pretty freaking good (and I don’t even look to crazy)
xoxo, searah
Join University of Chicago’s spring 2010 documentary video class as we screen our short video projects. Among the shorts are pieces which discuss Chicago’s first feminist sex shop, [...]

Eco-Sex Info

Earth Angel
Hi All,
On Saturday, May 22nd at 5pm, I am giving at talk at the Chicago Green Festival titled: Sustainably Sexy where I’ll be showing off the latest eco-friendly & vegan sex toys & accouterments.
Below you will find a list of some of the things I’m mentioning in my talk!

RESOURCES
Sex Toy Recycling
In Her Tube [...]

New Trans Women Porn!

If you have been looking for trans women porn that isn’t your typical mainstream schlock (that often isn’t trans-positive at all) then you are in luck! We are thrilled to have picked up the indie DVD Doing for Ourselves: the Trans Women Porn Project. Finally a movie that explores trans feminine sexuality without feeling exploitative. [...]

Item of the week! Sex Grease

Check it out… this week we are offering the popular lube Sex Grease at 50% off!
Get it while the getting is good!

Lesbians who look like Justin Bieber

I just learned who this Bieber character is, but I’m glad I did because now I have this website to make me giggle:
http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/