Maybe if I wish really really really hard, this op-ed piece will actually be for real.
I, Harper Lee, am a squirter.
That’s right: When I have an orgasm a small amount of liquid shoots out of my vagina. (Although, good heavens, it’s been years since I’ve had one of those.) Anyway, yes, for a long time I lived in fear that the truth would be revealed, but you know what? I wrote one of the greatest novels of the 20th century. More children have read my book, and have been deeply moved by it and forced to confront their own prejudices and those of their family, than any other work of art that I can think of. So when I get off I shoot a little. Big deal. Men do it all the time. I don’t know what I have to feel bad about.
Ah well, we can always pretend. I say, go on with your bad self, fake Harper Lee.
via The Awl
