Swedish Archeologists recently discovered an antler phallus from the stone age. Its relatively uncommon to find symbols of male fertility in Europe from this time period, so archeologists are having a difficult time determining its use. The sex toy possibility has definitely come up.
Measuring twelve by two centimetres, its size is perhaps not very impressive, and there are many non-dildoish uses for which it may have been intended. But without doubt anyone alive at the time of its making would have seen the penile similarities just as easily as we do today. –Dr. Martin Rundkvist
I’m really hoping that “dildoish” is a technical term. Even if it does turn out to be a pressure flaker, its good to know that people have been crafting fake dicks since forever. Now, looking over at our dildo pyramid I feel a deeper sense of connection to human history.
