Recently Jezebel asked for readers to send in their most embarrassing masturbation stories, and the results run from mildly uncomfortable to life alteringly traumatic. Here’s a taste:
This is mortifying. I still shiver and block it out when the memory arises: I tended to use whatever was available at the age of 16; in my [...]
If you’ve been in the store recently, you may have noticed some awesome new art on our walls. Searah managed to get her hands on some prints of Erika Moen’s sex toy saint collages. I loved her sexy play on traditional imagery so much I ordered some for my own apartment! You can snag a [...]
FINALLY! We have a winning name (voted on by the ETB Staff)… so I give you…..
Orion!
And we have a runner up with the next most number of votes… Papa Smurf… submitted by FemeDeliciosa.
Thanks everyone who played. Tune in for more fun contests!
Hi Folks,
We just added this lovely, hefty 100% silicone wang to our collection but [...]
One of my favorite queer porn filmmakers, Shine Louise Houston, who gave us the Crash Pad web series, Champion, Wild Kingdom, and Superfreak is producing a sexy new website! Heavenly Spire is all about men and masculine sexuality. How did the creator of some of the dykiest porn around come to boy porn?
I really wanted [...]
WOW! We were OVERWHELMED with the number of applications we received so for now we have closed the application process. Sorry if you are just seeing this, but there may be opportunities like this in the future, so stay in touch!
xoxox
So at Early to Bed we try to make sure that we don’t carry any [...]
I don’t know if you have seen these or not, but they are great, quick PSAs from legendary porn star Buck Angel about trans health. Dealing with a traditional health care provider can be a real challenge if you are trans (heck, it can be even if you are not!) but these health issues [...]
Twenty six designers, twenty six sexy letters. Its like an alphabet book for adults, where the letters speak for themselves. Which is your favorite? Ours is obvious…
UPDATE! Winners have been picked (via random.org) and notified! Thanks to all who played! We’ll have more again soon!
Hi Friends,
So I have some more weird and random s**t that I need to get ride of so we are having another Random Giveaway!
This time I have two boxes of surprises.. one for people who like to [...]
In England, a 21 year old man with learning disabilities is receiving government funding to take a trip to Amsterdam for the purpose of losing his virginity to a prostitute. This is just one of the many people receiving sexual services funded through a £520million scheme introduced to empower those with disabilities. This story and [...]
Ha! This ad for condoms made me very uncomfortable, but i have to applaud the pro-cunnilingus stance, even if the mother watching her kid get a BJ is creepy. But I so like her message.. use condoms and give back!
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