FINALLY! We have a winning name (voted on by the ETB Staff)… so I give you…..
Orion!
And we have a runner up with the next most number of votes… Papa Smurf… submitted by FemeDeliciosa.
Thanks everyone who played. Tune in for more fun contests!
Hi Folks,
We just added this lovely, hefty 100% silicone wang to our collection but are stumped as to what to call it!
The real name of it is Grrl Toyz® Strap-On Sea Foam but we think it needs something a little more snappy!
Can you help us?
Give us your best names and our staff will vote on its new name from your submissions! The person’s whose name we choose will win one of their very own Grrl Toyz® Strap-On Sea Foam (aka ???) and the right to brag that they named a dildo. You can just leave your idea in the comments below or tweet it to us at @earlytobed .
FINE PRINTÂ Two entries per person. You might want to check our website to see that we don’t already have a toy with that name before you submit your idea. Contest ends at midnight 8/27/10. You must be 21 years old to enter and have a mailing address in the USA.













