Name that Dildo contest!

FINALLY! We have a winning name (voted on by the ETB Staff)… so I give you…..

Orion!

And we have a runner up with the next most number of votes… Papa Smurf… submitted by FemeDeliciosa.

Thanks everyone who played. Tune in for more fun contests!

Hi Folks,

We just added this lovely, hefty 100% silicone wang to our collection but are stumped as to what to call it!

The real name of it is Grrl Toyz® Strap-On Sea Foam but we think it needs something a little more snappy!

Can you help us?

Give us your best names and our staff will vote on its new name from your submissions! The person’s whose name we choose will win one of their very own Grrl Toyz® Strap-On Sea Foam (aka ???) and the right to brag that they named a dildo. You can just leave your idea in the comments below or tweet it to us at  @earlytobed .

FINE PRINT  Two entries per person. You might want to check our website to see that we don’t already have a toy with that name before you submit your idea. Contest ends at midnight 8/27/10. You must be 21 years old to enter and have a mailing address in the USA.

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This entry was written by searah, posted on August 26, 2010 at 12:56 pm, filed under Politics, events, humor, toys. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.
  • Dardee
    Sea Sex Ocean Waves
  • ded69
    Blue Hawaii... just cuz...
  • Pdonnell
    IBM (Big Blue), of course!
  • Essin' Em
    Poseidon perhaps? or Surf? or Abalone?
  • poetsmuse
    Blue Extacy or Blew
  • Louise
    Merman or Chelsea
  • Mamagotcha
    Looks like a Leviathan to me (having the nickname Levi could be a plus or minus, though).
  • Lisa
    Blue Bell

    and

    Neptune (its such a pretty sea foam color!)
  • PennyPiquant
    Neptune
  • Minty, after the My Little Pony of that name...
    exhibit A: http://images.hasbro.com/mylit...
  • Ash
    blue cross & blue shield
    different kind of blue
  • Andrea
    Moby

    or

    Blue
  • "Crest" or "The Merman." Love your contests!
  • Stacey Earley
    Dilbert.
  • Jaki
    Bull Rider
    or
    Boy Blue
  • jimi
    Sea Foam Sarge
  • Jphillipsdev
    Archie
  • Aubrey
    Blue Whale
  • FD
    What a fun contest!

    My two entries are:

    Papa Smurf
    - or -
    The Cotton Candy Cane

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