The Bedroom Blogger is a self-described “misanthropic twenty-something who shares a house with her two dogs and likes to be cold when she sleeps.” She’s also created a wonderful review site peppered with stories and musings that usually make me laugh.
When catching up on her blog today, I came across this post, which is about the bloggess’ post about this website, which analyzes your recent action on twitter to generate a probable next tweet. Point is, seeing the different ways pieces of things you tweet about all the time randomly come together is funny. And highly time consuming. So, in an effort to show you what enlightening and witty twits we are (and therefor why you should follow us if you don’t already) here are a few possibilities of what our next tweet could be…
After years of Screwy Sex Toys? I think the prank callers extra large condoms are.
Exactly what I got a chance to be instructional, IT IS NOT MEANT AS SEX ED! Prince Willy Yum Thanks.
Workshop: How to see your honey’s easter basket? You make dicks and SAVE! … So true!
First off.. WE HAVE DONUTS! Come and Sex Toys aka Oh Yeah! Right There!?
Groovy! This Borscht is coming up rope for next purchase for just had drag queen nightmares after!
!! Scouts are the Dildo goddess, please let my *very* special f**kable foot with you!
New fun site soon! !! We adore the holiday. we get rid of uncut guy-lovers!
Is awesome, but for Your Snatch… I can’t shave a toy tester bag. Nothing is to Bed’s mission is a 1.
Not convinced? If that wasn’t enough, we also send out all sorts of special discounts and giveaways over twitter. So follow EarlyToBed!
