Author Archives: earlytobed

'tis the season!

Spring is in the air so you know what that means! - Bachelorette party season! For folks looking to give the bride something that is sexy & fun, but more useful then booby pasta or a giant inflatable penis, we are suggesting our new Bachelorette Kit. It has everything a Gal Could need for [...]

Armpit psychology

Wow. This article about human body odor - really a compendium of theories and studies - is just fucking fascinating. I couldn’t possibly summarize it here, but really, it’s well worth the read.
Find out about what role body odor plays in women’s attraction (this article talks about it specifically as it relates to men, but [...]

Masturbation in Movies

Something we don’t see as much of in movies as I’d like.. masturbation scenes!
Cory Silverberg has put together a great list of a bunch of them. Check it out here.

Bra for husband-hunters

Uh… what?

via Sex and Blogs.

Women's Play Party this Saturday Night!!

If you are a lady and want to get very un-lady-like with other women this weekend, you must check out this awesome play party on Saturday, May 16th at Mephisto’s Liar (6410 N Clark).
Seriously.
xoxo
searah

Gentlemen! Got any burning questions you want answered?

One of our expert dude advice columnists can answer them for you! Leave questions in the comments or, if you prefer, email them to eden(at)early2bed(dot)com
Remember, there are no stupid questions!
-Eden

Blogger review: Trick Belt!

Check out Erin’s awesome video review of the Trick Belt! Review originally posted on his blog here.

Trick Belt from Arron Leone on Vimeo.

Staff Review: Pink Silicone Lubricant for Women

Remember those obnoxious deodorant commercials: “Strong enough for a man, pH balanced for a woman”? Those always pissed me off. What does that even mean, first of all, and second of all that just reeks of marketing ploy. Of course, gender-targeted marketing has gotten much more pervasive since then, but even so, I am highly [...]

Masturbate-a-thon

No, not here, sadly. Where else? San Francisco.
And as much as I love to hate the Bay Area’s woo-woo silliness, there’s a part of me that’s just plain jealous that they can have Masturbate-a-thons all willy-nilly. Can you imagine one of those in the Midwest? Oh my. Where are my smelling salts? Unless I’m missing [...]

Douching with Coca-Cola

Ah. Nothing says “safe sex” quite like a refreshing Diet Coke douche. You know what else I like to use to prevent pregnancy? Rodent balls.
Apparently so do some other people. Check out History’s 10 Most Terrifying Contraceptives. But do not try these at home. Because as the article’s authors say: “you have to remember that [...]