Author Archives: eden

Mass hysteria!

If you’re like me, you love old-timey science and the peephole into the past that it gives us. I particularly love to learn about disorders that seemed to have a very strong social and cultural correlate. This particular article talks about hysteria and how, when doctors started to photograph patients in the throes of their [...]

Masturbation May Haiku Contest winners!

Y’all made this a difficult choice for us, but the EtB staff has finally narrowed down the haiku contest entries to our favorite seven — with prizes, of course, for the top three! Read on for the fabulous winners!
Masturbation May Haiku Contest Finalists:
Extra pair of hands!
Figured out my final wish
…where’d that genie go?!
~by Kay Em
Never [...]

Item of the Week!

Don’t miss out on this week’s sale item!
Alumination
Was $32 — now only $16!
Alumination may look simple, and it is, with its three speeds, sleek shiny coating, and oblong shape, but this is no flighty vibe. Alumination has a little heft to it, offering up a different kind of sensation for such a small vibe. This [...]

Butt sex and lube: the plot thickens

You may have seen the alarming articles in the media over the past couple of weeks, proclaiming that Science has discovered that using lube during anal sex is a non-refundable one-way ticket to an STI. As is often the way with media outlets, genuinely useful (though inconclusive) research gets distilled down into quick and sensationalist [...]

Cheap Sex Workshop - only $5!

Cheap Sex Workshop
Tuesday, June 8th at 7:30pm
This whole “economic meltdown” thing sure is a bummer… but empty pockets do not have to put a damper on a smokin’ hot sex life! We’ll give you some creative ideas for making your own toys and other accoutrements and advise you on how to make a little money [...]

Masturbation May Haiku Contest Deadline!

[ May 31, 2010; 12:00 pm to 11:59 pm. ] There’s just ONE MORE DAY to get those haikus in! Don’t miss out on our fabulous prizes!

First Prize — $50 gift certificate to Early to Bed

Second Prize — $25 gift certificate to Early to Bed

Third Prize — Large bottle of Liquid Silk

Email ALL entries to eden(at)early2bed(dot)com

Deadline is May 31st!

Lesbians who look like Justin Bieber

I just learned who this Bieber character is, but I’m glad I did because now I have this website to make me giggle:
http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

G Marks the Spot Workshop

[ July 13, 2010; 7:30 pm to 9:00 pm. ] $15/$10 students and low-income | Instructor: Garnet Joyce

You’ve heard about the g-spot, but what is it really and how can you
get these mind blowing orgasms that everyone has been talking about?
Is it true that stimulating this spot can cause women to ejaculate? In
this class, sex educator Garnet Joyce will teach you how to find and
stimulate [...]

Masturbation Haiku Contest countdown!

Have you written your
Masturbation May haiku?
Whatcha waiting for?
Contest ends on May 31st!

Cheap Sex Workshop!

Don’t miss this workshop!
Cheap Sex
Tuesday, June 8th at 7:30pm
Only $5!
This whole “economic meltdown” thing sure is a bummer… but empty pockets do not have to put a damper on a smokin’ hot sex life! We’ll give you some creative ideas for making your own toys and other accouterments and advise you on how to make [...]