Author Archives: searah

Name that Dildo contest!

Hi Folks,
We just added this lovely, hefty 100% silicone wang to our collection but are stumped as to what to call it!
The real name of it is Grrl Toyz® Strap-On Sea Foam but we think it needs something a little more snappy!
Can you help us?
Give us your best names and our staff will vote on [...]

Toy Tester Application

WOW! We were OVERWHELMED with the number of applications we received so for now we have closed the application process. Sorry if you are just seeing this, but there may be opportunities like this in the future, so stay in touch!

xoxox
So at Early to Bed we try to make sure that we don’t carry any [...]

Buck Angel PSAs

I don’t know if you have seen these or not, but they are great, quick PSAs from legendary porn star Buck Angel about trans health. Dealing with a traditional health care provider can be a real challenge if you are trans (heck, it can be even if you are not!) but these health issues [...]

Random Giveaway #4

UPDATE! Winners have been picked (via random.org) and notified! Thanks to all who played! We’ll have more again soon!

Hi Friends,
So I have some more weird and random s**t that I need to get ride of so we are having another Random Giveaway!
This time I have two boxes of surprises.. one for people who like to [...]

Go Muff Diving!

Ha! This ad for condoms made me very uncomfortable, but i have to applaud the pro-cunnilingus stance, even if the mother watching her kid get a BJ is creepy. But I so like her message.. use condoms and give back!

Item of the Week: Dust Up

Hey, check out this Item of the Week! Dust Up edible powder from Booty Parlor for 50% off! that is quite a freaking deal! I was instantly impressed with the fantastic packaging of these and the subtle, but really delicious flavors.

Guess we won’t be selling this!

Some toys I look at and I can tell they will be awesome. Some toys I can look at and tell they will suck. And then there are many many toys that I am just not sure. They look interesting, but do they deliver?
So we test them. I test a lot of them. My staff [...]

New High End Sex Toys

OMG.. This is incredible! Genius!

Would You Use This?

UPDATE! I decided to add the Zen to our collection!  You can see it here.
So I got one of these Zen Calm rock-looking vibes and I am so on the fence about whether or not to carry it.
It is a simple two-speed hard plastic vibe. Nothing out of this world crazy. But it did [...]

New Video - Two Finger Dildo

Them crazy french fingers!