Item of the Week: Dust Up

Hey, check out this Item of the Week! Dust Up edible powder from Booty Parlor for 50% off! that is quite a freaking deal! I was instantly impressed with the fantastic packaging of these and the subtle, but really delicious flavors.

Original Plumbing is Getting Press!

Like the prefix trans itself, Original Plumbing exploits the rich material to be found between the lines of traditionally defined gender roles. “People assume so much” about transmen, Mr. Mac said…“The No. 1 thing that I find from my experience is that there’s no set way to be a transman,” Mr. Mac said. “Identity is pretty fluid.”

That’s right- our favorite trans-man rag has its very own article in the New York Times! Its refreshing to see mainstream media covering sexual minorities without botching it. The article “Giving Voice to the Once Silent” really does just that, as much as OP has itself, with plenty of quotes from trans-men. They even got all the pronouns right!

Get your own Original Plumbing here. And watch for the new issue coming out August 27th!

Guess we won’t be selling this!

Some toys I look at and I can tell they will be awesome. Some toys I can look at and tell they will suck. And then there are many many toys that I am just not sure. They look interesting, but do they deliver?

So we test them. I test a lot of them. My staff tests them. My friends test them.  We take a lot of risks to be sure that we bring you only toys that are fun, safe and deliver what they promise.

So I thought I start showing you some of the misses and what our testers had to say about them. Here is our first one, the Invisivibe.

Invisivibe

Invisivibe (panty vibe): “Uses odd-size batteries and feels like a giant maxi-pad from a vending machine.. feels like it may roll down your pants at any minute”


Tom Cat Condoms

I guess I’m on a kitty cat kick this week, but check out these cat condoms!

Okay, so they’re just finger cots in cute packaging, and they could never actually be used on a cat– which is why they make a sexy-good campaign for spaying and neutering pets. The Rocky Mountain Alley Cat Alliance has been using these faux condoms to get the cat fixing word out to the 18-34 demographic, which according to a PetSmart study, was the most unlikely to get their pet fixed.

Check out more (sort of) titillating spay/neuter campaigns here.

New High End Sex Toys

OMG.. This is incredible! Genius!

Take a Look at This Couch!

You thought I was going to throw you a picture of the vulva couch, didn’t you? Old news. Say hello to the new pussy couch!

If only my apartment were big enough.

Would You Use This?

UPDATE! I decided to add the Zen to our collection!  You can see it here.

So I got one of these Zen Calm rock-looking vibes and I am so on the fence about whether or not to carry it.

It is a simple two-speed hard plastic vibe. Nothing out of this world crazy. But it did the job it is meant to - calmed me down in a BIG way if you know what I mean. It would retail for $14, so it is not too expensive. But the question is, would anyone actually want it? Am I the only crazy person who likes a strange vibe that looks like a rock but feels nothing like one?

Thoughts?

xoxo

searah

New Video - Two Finger Dildo

Them crazy french fingers!

Vibrator Trade-In Days!

Aug
6
12:00 pm

Coming this August 6, 7 & 8th you can bring your old vibrators to Early to Bed and we’ll recycle them for you (or actually send them off to be recycled.. we’re not actually doing it ourselves). It gets even better.. we’ll also give you $10 towards a new toy! How is that for a Win/Win situation?

Here are the details:

• Bring your clean vibrator to Early to Bed during regular business hours on August 6, 7 or 8th. Vibes must be in a clear plastic bag. You can bring us as many vibes as you want, but you will only get one coupon per person. We can only take battery operated vibes (no dildos or non-vibrating toys). Yes, you can bring the old batteries too.

• We’ll give you a coupon for $10 off your next purchase of $20 or more. You can use the coupon that day or bring it back anytime in the next 6 months.

• We will then send the vibes off to be recycled! You get to have a new buzz and feel good that your old broken toy isn’t clogging up the landfills.

Hello Siri!

We are pleased to welcome Siri to the family! Made by our friends at Lelo, this clit-stimulating vibe packs a bigger punch than their other outie-styles (but as one staff member pointed out, it is louder too). It feels like silk (at the least the silicone part does) and is very well weighted. It is bigger than Nea & Lily, for sure, but it would still fit nicely between two folks while going at it. Like other Lelo toys, it has multiple speeds & vibrations and is rechargeable. Really, I am not exaggerating when I tell you I LOVE THIS TOY!

xoxo,

searah