category: ‘bad ideas’

Guess we won’t be selling this!

August 13, 2010 – 12:55 pm

Some toys I look at and I can tell they will be awesome. Some toys I can look at and tell they will suck. And then there are many many toys that I am just not sure. They look interesting, but do they deliver?
So we test them. I test a lot of them. My staff [...]

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Another Bad Idea

June 30, 2010 – 2:24 pm

I came across this today while doing some ordering, billed as My First Anal Slim Vibe. Now I ask you,  what is wrong with this picture?
That is right .. NO FLANGE! Come on Nasstoys, you all should know better than to make a butt toy that is not butt safe. I checked out their site [...]

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Custom Condom Wrappers

June 15, 2010 – 6:00 pm

Does anyone else remember those “Some things should never leak” condoms with Karl Rove printed on the wrapper? Well now we can all have our faces on prophylactics. You Condoms lets people print their likeness right on the wrapper. Apparently this is a great idea for self-promotion and birthday parties.
Not so sure why anyone would [...]

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Still not solving the vibrating panty problem..

April 21, 2010 – 3:11 pm

I am thankful to my distributor who sent us this yesterday:
Why am I thankful? Because it is a screwy toy that I am thrilled to add to my collection of Bad Idea sex toys!
It is a strapless, clip-on vibrating g-string. Did you get that part.. it is a CLIP-ON. Ok, so maybe this is the [...]

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Proof that you should never follow Cosmo’s sex advice

March 25, 2010 – 4:02 pm

And you have this guy to thank.

I Tried Cosmo’s Sex Advice—Wow, My Penis Hurts! (But the Mango Was Nice…) - watch more funny videos
via Violet Blue

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Vintage sex advice

March 22, 2010 – 12:14 pm

Check out this great new blog that gifts us with quotes from ancient marriage and sex ed manuals! I love a good laugh at the expense of the misinformed past… I only regret that I missed out on the era in which one could use the pet name “A-1 tumblebun.”
After a husband has complimented “the [...]

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Hmmm

March 10, 2010 – 1:15 pm

So if you were making a fuck-able body pillow… wouldn’t you think that putting the entry hole somewhere NEAR the cartoon snatch would be more fun than by her feet?

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First there was labia dye, then there was the vajacial, and now there’s…

February 25, 2010 – 4:15 pm

Okay wait. Before I reveal the newest sensation in vulva decorating, I just have to pause for a moment. Three weeks in a row now I’ve been presented with a new form of questionably hygienic genital primping, and three weeks in a row I’ve thought to myself: “Well now I’ve seen everything.” But this time [...]

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Please, *please* learn from their mistakes…

February 18, 2010 – 12:53 pm

So, we’re generally all for using a little creativity in the bedroom. And, sometimes, turning everyday household products into a sex toy can be a great way to spicy things up on a budget. So, go ahead, use that (non-microwavable) saran wrap as a dental dam, and feel free to raid your kitchen [...]

By Kayo | Also posted in sexual health, toys | Comments

Vajacials for your Vajay.

February 16, 2010 – 12:32 pm

Lest you think vulva makeovers begin and end with a dye job… I give you the “Vajacial”.
You heard me. The Vajacial. The facial for your… well, vulva, technically. Try as we might, no one seems to be able to get it through their thick skulls that THE VAGINA IS THE HOLE. Ahem.
According to the press [...]

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