Does anyone else remember those “Some things should never leak” condoms with Karl Rove printed on the wrapper? Well now we can all have our faces on prophylactics. You Condoms lets people print their likeness right on the wrapper. Apparently this is a great idea for self-promotion and birthday parties.
Not so sure why anyone would [...]
And you have this guy to thank.
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Check out this great new blog that gifts us with quotes from ancient marriage and sex ed manuals! I love a good laugh at the expense of the misinformed past… I only regret that I missed out on the era in which one could use the pet name “A-1 tumblebun.”
After a husband has complimented “the [...]
So if you were making a fuck-able body pillow… wouldn’t you think that putting the entry hole somewhere NEAR the cartoon snatch would be more fun than by her feet?
Okay wait. Before I reveal the newest sensation in vulva decorating, I just have to pause for a moment. Three weeks in a row now I’ve been presented with a new form of questionably hygienic genital primping, and three weeks in a row I’ve thought to myself: “Well now I’ve seen everything.” But this time [...]
So, we’re generally all for using a little creativity in the bedroom. And, sometimes, turning everyday household products into a sex toy can be a great way to spicy things up on a budget. So, go ahead, use that (non-microwavable) saran wrap as a dental dam, and feel free to raid your kitchen [...]
Lest you think vulva makeovers begin and end with a dye job… I give you the “Vajacial”.
You heard me. The Vajacial. The facial for your… well, vulva, technically. Try as we might, no one seems to be able to get it through their thick skulls that THE VAGINA IS THE HOLE. Ahem.
According to the press [...]
You know what really helps me get my rocks off? Reading the dictionary. No joke! When I need a little help getting in the mood, I just flip my old Merriam-Webster behemoth to “O” and get myself all worked up reading their “oral sex” entry.
Which is why I was not surprised at all — nay, [...]
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