You know what really helps me get my rocks off? Reading the dictionary. No joke! When I need a little help getting in the mood, I just flip my old Merriam-Webster behemoth to “O” and get myself all worked up reading their “oral sex” entry.
Which is why I was not surprised at all — nay, [...]
Oh these are priceless.
Here’s one to whet your whistle, so to speak.
via Violet Blue
I mean… what?
You lost me at “labia colorant dye“.
via Sex-and-Blogs.com
First this:
(Which — first of all — do I even need to comment on this? But second of all — YES I DO. I understand the sentiment, but a pap smear as a Hanukkah present is pretty much the #1 way to get a swift punch to the cock. A) Who’s to say I’m due [...]
But I do kinda love it… even as a Midwesterner who has little association with jack In the Box..
xoxo,
searah
I feel that any commentary I might have to add to this would just ruin it, so I’ll just let them advertise this marvelous product in their own words.
Have you ever aware how the healthy sex consume the fat?
We put treadmill concept into product of the second-generation and make this product has counting, timekeeping and [...]
If you haven’t heard of steampunk, I won’t go into great detail about it here — not because I’m being snooty, but because I’m just so sick of hearing/talking about it that you’d probably be better served reading about it on Wikipedia. But the short short answer is that it’s a strangely fetishized fashion and [...]
I had heard of Regretsy, but I’ll admit I didn’t pay it much mind. Yeah, I get the idea — bad and/or weird crafts that deluded people are trying to sell. Gotcha. Like cakewrecks, but for the yarn-inclined.
Well, I was right, but I was wrong to pooh-pooh this site. Particularly the “vaginas” section. Check it [...]
Presenting: the DoggieLoverDoll.
Now I’ve seen everything.
Ever have that not-so-fresh feeling? Apparently the women in these vintage douche ads have… look at these sad sacks, disinfecting their vaginas with Lysol as an antidote to their husbands’ indifference in bed.
One can only assume these husbands are vigorously wiping their dicks with Windex…?
Check out all the ads here.
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