I just had to share this because, well because it’s the best thing ever.
via the Slog
Okay wait. Before I reveal the newest sensation in vulva decorating, I just have to pause for a moment. Three weeks in a row now I’ve been presented with a new form of questionably hygienic genital primping, and three weeks in a row I’ve thought to myself: “Well now I’ve seen everything.” But this time [...]
Spring break vacay, anyone? Cancun is so mid-’90s.
The Icelandic Phallological Museum contains a collection of two hundred and nine penises and penile parts belonging to almost all the land and sea mammals that can be found in Iceland… It should be noted that the museum has also been fortunate enough to receive legally-certified gift tokens for four [...]
Lest you think vulva makeovers begin and end with a dye job… I give you the “Vajacial”.
You heard me. The Vajacial. The facial for your… well, vulva, technically. Try as we might, no one seems to be able to get it through their thick skulls that THE VAGINA IS THE HOLE. Ahem.
According to the press [...]
You know what really helps me get my rocks off? Reading the dictionary. No joke! When I need a little help getting in the mood, I just flip my old Merriam-Webster behemoth to “O” and get myself all worked up reading their “oral sex” entry.
Which is why I was not surprised at all — nay, [...]
Oh these are priceless.
Here’s one to whet your whistle, so to speak.
via Violet Blue
WASHINGTON—A new study released this week by the U.S. Bureau of Masochism has concluded that American nipples are critically under-clamped, bolstering long-held suspicions that the nation is rapidly losing interest in the thin, delectable line between pleasure and pain.
According to the study, which surveyed a wide swath of citizens who have been very, very bad, [...]
I mean… what?
You lost me at “labia colorant dye“.
via Sex-and-Blogs.com
I’ll admit it — I’m a sucker for New Years’ resolutions. Love ‘em! Can’t get enough of ‘em! Usually make wayyyy too many of them, become demoralized by mid-February, drop 99%. But this year will be different! At least that’s the hope of the new year, right? That things will be different, and better, and [...]
Ok.. I am not usually one to promote commercials for useless things.. but this is kinda funny..
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