Hi Folks,
We just added this lovely, hefty 100% silicone wang to our collection but are stumped as to what to call it!
The real name of it is Grrl Toyz® Strap-On Sea Foam but we think it needs something a little more snappy!
Can you help us?
Give us your best names and our staff will vote on [...]
Ha! This ad for condoms made me very uncomfortable, but i have to applaud the pro-cunnilingus stance, even if the mother watching her kid get a BJ is creepy. But I so like her message.. use condoms and give back!
Some toys I look at and I can tell they will be awesome. Some toys I can look at and tell they will suck. And then there are many many toys that I am just not sure. They look interesting, but do they deliver?
So we test them. I test a lot of them. My staff [...]
Y’all made this a difficult choice for us, but the EtB staff has finally narrowed down the haiku contest entries to our favorite seven — with prizes, of course, for the top three! Read on for the fabulous winners!
Masturbation May Haiku Contest Finalists:
Extra pair of hands!
Figured out my final wish
…where’d that genie go?!
~by Kay Em
Never [...]
Maybe if I wish really really really hard, this op-ed piece will actually be for real.
I, Harper Lee, am a squirter.
That’s right: When I have an orgasm a small amount of liquid shoots out of my vagina. (Although, good heavens, it’s been years since I’ve had one of those.) Anyway, yes, for a long time [...]
I just learned who this Bieber character is, but I’m glad I did because now I have this website to make me giggle:
http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/
Looks like we’re not alone in the sexual accoutrement department. We now know that chimpanzees also use “tools” to enhance their sex lives. I anthropocentrically put “tools” in scare quotes because, let’s be honest, they’ve got a long way to go before they achieve an ape-vibrator. Even so, the evidence is intriguing. Says primatologist Dr. [...]
The folks at XKCD did a color survey a little while back, and while I didn’t do the survey, nor did I even read the questions, I quite enjoyed the wrap-up of the data. Feel free to read the whole blog entry, but my particular favorite part was the gender breakdown of popular colors:
I was [...]
Huh.
Well. It seems I’ve somehow missed an entire world of Underwear That Does Stuff. The newest addition to the canon? Undies that monitor your vital signs. Which is good for when you get in a car accident and the paramedics just can’t get you hooked up fast enough. Now they can pull your pants down, [...]
Check out this excellent review of the Flip Hole — a confounding and intriguing new jerk-off sleeve — on our men’s website, Early to Rise:
You’ve got your swooshy and handy iPhone. You’ve got your Droid with robot styling, a mini keyboard and android operating system. You’ve got GPS, pinch zoom, and on-demand reviews on small [...]
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