In case you have not seen this Bill Maher and Jane Lynch reading of the hot and steaming Anthony Weiner dialogues… here it is for your pleasure. Very funny.. Very NSFW!
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Event Calendar
category: ‘humor’
Dildo Sport
May 27, 2011 – 11:54 am
Thanks to our friend Rebecca Kling for sending us the link to this Hi-larious video! Happy Friday!
Dildo Sport from Paulilu Productions on Vimeo.
Earth Day 2011
April 10, 2011 – 12:59 pm
[ April 22, 2011 12:00 pm to April 23, 2011 8:00 pm. ] Help us celebrate our mother earth in a super sexy way!
From April 22nd through April 23trd we’ll be featuring our more Earth-friendly, sustainable products at discount, having a greener sex raffle and of course, stuffing you full of snacks!
The raffle includes a set of the gorgeous Ami silicone balls from JeJoue, Pure Pleasure Arousal [...]
Searah’s Museum of Screwy Sex Toys
April 6, 2011 – 8:36 pm
After years of collecting crazy sex toys and whatnot, Early to Bed’s owner Searah has stared a virtual museum of all these nutty finds. Some funny, some creepy some just downright offensive. You can check them out here!
(Like this site, The Museum is pretty much not safe for work.. unless you work here)
2012 Valentine’s Day Shipping Deadlines!
February 3, 2011 – 3:22 pm
Need to get your order in time for the Holiday? Then please note our shipping deadlines below:
To arrive on or by Tuesday, February 14th order by 12noon (CST)
UPS Ground: Tuesday Feb. 7th
UPS Second Day Air: Friday, Feb. 10th
UPS Next Day Air Saver: Monday, Feb. 13th
USPS Priority Mail: Monday Feb. 7th
USPS Express Mail: Friday, Feb. 10th
And [...]
My First Video Contest
February 1, 2011 – 6:10 pm
Personally, I think people’s first time stories can be quite interesting (and sometimes quite universal) so I decided I wanted to try and collect people’s First Time sex toy stories. To encourage you to get in on the action, we are making this a contest and the best video will win a $75 Gift Certificate [...]
Google Black List Christmas Card!
December 21, 2010 – 6:26 pm
Our buddy Dan Sinker sent us the link to this brilliant website that cobbles together a Holiday Greeting card from words that Google has blacklisted (meaning words that result in Zero search results when using the Google search as you type feature). It is pretty fucking funny.
And a little sad.. apparently Lover is one such [...]
The Wonderfull World of Vaginal Euphemisms
November 2, 2010 – 4:38 pm
I wanted to share with you the great work that Ann over at Feministing did in categorizing this list of names people call vaginas. Aside from the obvious conclusions, I was amazed by just how METAL a lot of these names are. So, I have decided to add my own indicator to Ann’s key…
This Ain’t Star Trek XXX: The Review
October 22, 2010 – 6:15 pm
Okay, this review has been a long time coming…uh, no pun intended…
Any of you who have been in the store lately and taken a look at the “New & Noteworthy” section of our rental DVDs may have noticed that we now have Hustler’s This Ain’t Star Trek XXX, and I thought it only fair to [...]
Name that Dildo contest!
August 26, 2010 – 12:56 pm
FINALLY! We have a winning name (voted on by the ETB Staff)… so I give you…..
Orion!
And we have a runner up with the next most number of votes… Papa Smurf… submitted by FemeDeliciosa.
Thanks everyone who played. Tune in for more fun contests!
Hi Folks,
We just added this lovely, hefty 100% silicone wang to our collection but [...]
