category: ‘lube’

Butt sex and lube: the plot thickens

You may have seen the alarming articles in the media over the past couple of weeks, proclaiming that Science has discovered that using lube during anal sex is a non-refundable one-way ticket to an STI. As is often the way with media outlets, genuinely useful (though inconclusive) research gets distilled down into quick and sensationalist [...]

Third Annual Masturbation May Haiku Contest

Masturbation May is upon us! Celebrate by treating your girl and boy parts right! We’ve got lots of new stuff, plus the great old standbys.
And while you’re at it, enter our 3rd Annual Masturbation May Haiku Contest!
Write us haikus on
self-love and masturbation
Top ten on our blog
And, of course, the top three win prizes!
First Prize [...]

Snazzy new goodies!

Sliquid Swirl Flavored Lubes - $12
Yummy! This stuff tastes just like Jolly Rancher candies! And, like all Sliquid lubes, they’re vegan, glycerine-free and paraben-free! Slather it on and lick away!
Perry - $32
Smooth and affordable, this good-looking toy is great for someone who doesn’t want a curve in their dildo or who just wants a smoooooth [...]

Amorist Lube — New Item of the Week!

Amorist Lube — now 50% off!!
Comes in 30 ml or 100 ml bottles.
This silicone-based sensual lubricant stays slippery, even under water! Like all silicone lubes, it is condom-compatible and perfect for massage as well! Comes in a pretty, discreet pump bottle.

Early to Rise!

We’ve been working hard behind the scenes here, and finally that hard work has paid off!
Early to Bed is pleased to present Early to Rise (early2rise.net) — sex toys for smart guys!
After 8+ years in the biz, we’ve come to realize that dudes don’t want to troll sleazy sex stores any more than women do, [...]

New Item of the Week!! Hydra-Smooth Lube 50% off!

Check it out!

NEW! Item of the Week!

Didja see? We’ve got a new feature on early2bed.com — Item of the Week! Every week is a new great deal on one of our fabulous products, so keep checking in!
This week is 50% off one of our favorite lubes: Pink silicone (in the pretty 4 oz glass bottle!)
Get yours now, while supplies last!

Accidental Advice: Lubes for Pornpeople

Question: what kind of lube do pornpeople use?
Ah, now this is a good question. As we always say here at Early to Bed, when trying to learn more about sex, definitely turn to porn for your answers. It’s because they’re so realistic and have such reasonable and true-to-life depictions of sex.
I’m hoping it goes without [...]

Staff Review: Pink Silicone Lubricant for Women

Remember those obnoxious deodorant commercials: “Strong enough for a man, pH balanced for a woman”? Those always pissed me off. What does that even mean, first of all, and second of all that just reeks of marketing ploy. Of course, gender-targeted marketing has gotten much more pervasive since then, but even so, I am highly [...]

Georgia thief likes his meat slippery.

This article requires very little introduction. Just be sure to read the police report below it.