category: ‘questions’

Some advice about masturbating.

We got a question today about how to switch up your masturbatory technique when you feel you can only orgasm under very specific circumstances, in a very specific position and using a very specific type of stimulation. It is true that vibrators can help break you out of (what I have just decided to call) [...]

Betty Dodson teaches you how to squirt!

I love the way she takes the sting out of people’s perceived sexual inadequacies. Ejaculating is cool, but nothing to get your panties all in a twist about. Squirt away, ladies!

Early to Rise!

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After 8+ years in the biz, we’ve come to realize that dudes don’t want to troll sleazy sex stores any more than women do, [...]

Accidental Advice: Lubes for Pornpeople

Question: what kind of lube do pornpeople use?
Ah, now this is a good question. As we always say here at Early to Bed, when trying to learn more about sex, definitely turn to porn for your answers. It’s because they’re so realistic and have such reasonable and true-to-life depictions of sex.
I’m hoping it goes without [...]

Gentlemen! Got any burning questions you want answered?

One of our expert dude advice columnists can answer them for you! Leave questions in the comments or, if you prefer, email them to eden(at)early2bed(dot)com
Remember, there are no stupid questions!
-Eden

Accidental Advice: Bicycle Sex

Today’s search term: Bicycle Sex
This search term immediately caught my eye, though it’s less humorous on the surface than many of the other topics I’ve chosen. It makes me think of three things:
1) The scene in Sixteen Candles with Long Duck Dong dry-humping his girlfriend on the exercise bike at that party.
2) Trying, unsuccessfully, to [...]

The Accidental Advice Column: A vagina by any other name…

Today’s search term is: مهبل
Wow. Okay. So I plugged this word into an online Farsi-English dictionary and the translation was “cunt”.
There are several questions swirling around my head right now. Firstly, entering “cunt” as a search term, in any language, seems like an open invitation for viruses, spyware, you name it. Secondly, I wonder what [...]

Vibrator Face off: Ella vs Madame Butterfly

I can’t speak for the rest of the staff here, but I get the question all time “What is the difference between Ella & Madame Butterfly?” (the vibes pictured here) so I thought I’d break it down for you.
First of all, I’ll tell you how they are the same. Both Ella and Madame B. are [...]

Question of the Day

From our mailbag:
I’m wondering something about a possible lube/oil combo… What would you recommend as a dual-duty latex-safe lube and massage oil? Hopefully one that won’t stain fabrics…? The research I’ve been trying to do on this is fun but exhausting…
I have two words for you: Silicone Lube!
Is doesn’t have any nice smell (or really [...]

Gentlemen - we need your help!

Looking for a few good men
We’re having a contest! That’s right… where you win things!
We at Early to Bed are looking for a self-identified heterosexual man to be a monthly advice columnist for a new project we’re launching in the spring.
The first prize winner of this contest wins the chance to be our monthly advice [...]