Question: what kind of lube do pornpeople use?
Ah, now this is a good question. As we always say here at Early to Bed, when trying to learn more about sex, definitely turn to porn for your answers. It’s because they’re so realistic and have such reasonable and true-to-life depictions of sex.
I’m hoping it goes without [...]
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-Eden
Today’s search term: Bicycle Sex
This search term immediately caught my eye, though it’s less humorous on the surface than many of the other topics I’ve chosen. It makes me think of three things:
1) The scene in Sixteen Candles with Long Duck Dong dry-humping his girlfriend on the exercise bike at that party.
2) Trying, unsuccessfully, to [...]
Today’s search term is: مهبل
Wow. Okay. So I plugged this word into an online Farsi-English dictionary and the translation was “cunt”.
There are several questions swirling around my head right now. Firstly, entering “cunt” as a search term, in any language, seems like an open invitation for viruses, spyware, you name it. Secondly, I wonder what [...]
I can’t speak for the rest of the staff here, but I get the question all time “What is the difference between Ella & Madame Butterfly?” (the vibes pictured here) so I thought I’d break it down for you.
First of all, I’ll tell you how they are the same. Both Ella and Madame B. are [...]
From our mailbag:
I’m wondering something about a possible lube/oil combo… What would you recommend as a dual-duty latex-safe lube and massage oil? Hopefully one that won’t stain fabrics…? The research I’ve been trying to do on this is fun but exhausting…
I have two words for you: Silicone Lube!
Is doesn’t have any nice smell (or really [...]
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So, I got a question from a client today asking what to do because her new boyfriend’s penis is much bigger than she is used to and intercourse has been painful. I know she is not the only women out there who has experienced that so I thought I’d post the bulk of my answer [...]
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Today’s topic: can infection occur after using a strap
Let’s start out today’s column with a public service announcement:
While I love doing this column, I must exhort you all to please remember that Google is not a doctor, and the internet, while knowledgeable, cannot cure your ailments. So please. If you have an infection, get to [...]
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