category: ‘toys’

Name that Dildo contest!

Hi Folks,
We just added this lovely, hefty 100% silicone wang to our collection but are stumped as to what to call it!
The real name of it is Grrl Toyz® Strap-On Sea Foam but we think it needs something a little more snappy!
Can you help us?
Give us your best names and our staff will vote on [...]

Toy Tester Application

WOW! We were OVERWHELMED with the number of applications we received so for now we have closed the application process. Sorry if you are just seeing this, but there may be opportunities like this in the future, so stay in touch!

xoxox
So at Early to Bed we try to make sure that we don’t carry any [...]

Random Giveaway #4

UPDATE! Winners have been picked (via random.org) and notified! Thanks to all who played! We’ll have more again soon!

Hi Friends,
So I have some more weird and random s**t that I need to get ride of so we are having another Random Giveaway!
This time I have two boxes of surprises.. one for people who like to [...]

Guess we won’t be selling this!

Some toys I look at and I can tell they will be awesome. Some toys I can look at and tell they will suck. And then there are many many toys that I am just not sure. They look interesting, but do they deliver?
So we test them. I test a lot of them. My staff [...]

Would You Use This?

UPDATE! I decided to add the Zen to our collection!  You can see it here.
So I got one of these Zen Calm rock-looking vibes and I am so on the fence about whether or not to carry it.
It is a simple two-speed hard plastic vibe. Nothing out of this world crazy. But it did [...]

Vibrator Trade-In Days!

[ August 6, 2010 12:00 pm to August 8, 2010 4:00 pm. ] Coming this August 6, 7 & 8th you can bring your old vibrators to Early to Bed and we’ll recycle them for you (or actually send them off to be recycled.. we’re not actually doing it ourselves). It gets even better.. we’ll also give you $10 towards a new toy! How is that for a [...]

Hello Siri!

We are pleased to welcome Siri to the family! Made by our friends at Lelo, this clit-stimulating vibe packs a bigger punch than their other outie-styles (but as one staff member pointed out, it is louder too). It feels like silk (at the least the silicone part does) and is very well weighted. It is [...]

Friday Give Away!

THANKS FOR PLAYING EVERYONE and thanks for all the nice things to you said! : )

I used Random.org to choose the winner…. and it is Alacransita84! Congratulations!!!
Stay in touch… I’m going to try to give something away each week!
Xoxo,
Searah

Hi Friends!
I have a chocolate-colored Laya Spot (we call her Layla) from Fun Factory that I am [...]

New Stand-to-Pee Device!

Trans men rejoice! We finally have packers that can be used to pee with. Retro-fitted from our well-loved GV Soft packs, these comfortable devices are great for everyday use. With a wider receptacle than the traditional STP packy, these are easier to use (but you still may want to practice in the shower if you [...]

Another Bad Idea

I came across this today while doing some ordering, billed as My First Anal Slim Vibe. Now I ask you,  what is wrong with this picture?
That is right .. NO FLANGE! Come on Nasstoys, you all should know better than to make a butt toy that is not butt safe. I checked out their site [...]