Question: what kind of lube do pornpeople use?
Ah, now this is a good question. As we always say here at Early to Bed, when trying to learn more about sex, definitely turn to porn for your answers. It’s because they’re so realistic and have such reasonable and true-to-life depictions of sex.
I’m hoping it goes without [...]
Today’s search term: Bicycle Sex
This search term immediately caught my eye, though it’s less humorous on the surface than many of the other topics I’ve chosen. It makes me think of three things:
1) The scene in Sixteen Candles with Long Duck Dong dry-humping his girlfriend on the exercise bike at that party.
2) Trying, unsuccessfully, to [...]
Today’s search term is: مهبل
Wow. Okay. So I plugged this word into an online Farsi-English dictionary and the translation was “cunt”.
There are several questions swirling around my head right now. Firstly, entering “cunt” as a search term, in any language, seems like an open invitation for viruses, spyware, you name it. Secondly, I wonder what [...]
Question: how early can women masturbate
by Eden
As early as they want to, provided they’re awake! Ba dum bum. I’m sorry… that was terrible. Presumably, what this search term is searching for is at what age can women begin masturbating. I think the key term in answering this question is “can” versus “do.”
Because if we’re talking [...]
Lest you think I have abandoned you, know that for whatever reason, there have been slim pickings in the “Search Terms” list these days. I have been diligently checking nearly every day, but until now there has been nothing deserving a column. And so, to make up for it, today’s column will be a two-parter. [...]
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