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Masturbation Haiku Contest Winners

We got so many awesome entries this year… it was really hard to choose! But choose we did, so without further ado… drum roll please…
First Prize: (winning a $25 Gift Certificate to Early to Bed, a large bottle of Sliquid Organic lube, the Early to Bed Tee shirt of their choice & The Big Book [...]

3rd Annual Masturbation Month Haiku Contest!!

Send us haikus on
Self-love and masturbation
Top 10 on our blog!
Prizes for the top 3!!
1st prize:
$25 Gift Certificate to Early to Bed
Large bottle of Sliquid Organic lube
Early to Bed Tee shirt of your choice
& The Big Book of Masturbation
2nd prize:
Small bottle of Sliquid Organic lube
& The Big Book of Masturbation
3rd prize:
The Big Book of Masturbation
Entries due [...]