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Sorry for the delay!

June 12, 2008 – 11:28 am

My goodness! So much eager anticipation! Well, don’t bite your nails down to the quick….
Because it’s time to present the Early to Bed 2008 Masturbation Haiku winners!
First Place (winning a $40 gift certificate to Early to Bed!)
The neighbors just think
It’s my electric toothbrush
And I brush to porn
by Kay Em
Second Place (winning a large bottle of [...]

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Masturbation May Haiku Contest: LAST CHANCE!

May 28, 2008 – 12:04 pm

My goodness, where does the time go? It’s time for our second annual Masturbation May Haiku Contest!
Send us haikus on
Self-love and masturbation
Top 10 on our blog!
Also…Prizes for the top 3!
1st Prize: $40 Gift Certificate to EtB
2nd Prize: Lg Bottle of Sliquid H2O lube & an Early to Bed T-Shirt
3rd Prize: EtB tote [...]

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