Y’all made this a difficult choice for us, but the EtB staff has finally narrowed down the haiku contest entries to our favorite seven — with prizes, of course, for the top three! Read on for the fabulous winners!
Masturbation May Haiku Contest Finalists:
Extra pair of hands!
Figured out my final wish
…where’d that genie go?!
~by Kay Em
Never [...]
[ May 31, 2010; 12:00 pm to 11:59 pm. ] There’s just ONE MORE DAY to get those haikus in! Don’t miss out on our fabulous prizes!
First Prize — $50 gift certificate to Early to Bed
Second Prize — $25 gift certificate to Early to Bed
Third Prize — Large bottle of Liquid Silk
Email ALL entries to eden(at)early2bed(dot)com
Deadline is May 31st!
Have you written your
Masturbation May haiku?
Whatcha waiting for?
Contest ends on May 31st!
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Masturbation May is upon us! Celebrate by treating your girl and boy parts right! We’ve got lots of new stuff, plus the great old standbys.
And while you’re at it, enter our 3rd Annual Masturbation May Haiku Contest!
Write us haikus on
self-love and masturbation
Top ten on our blog
And, of course, the top three win prizes!
First Prize [...]
Send us haikus on
Self-love and masturbation
Top 10 on our blog!
Prizes for the top 3!!
1st prize:
$25 Gift Certificate to Early to Bed
Large bottle of Sliquid Organic lube
Early to Bed Tee shirt of your choice
& The Big Book of Masturbation
2nd prize:
Small bottle of Sliquid Organic lube
& The Big Book of Masturbation
3rd prize:
The Big Book of Masturbation
Entries due [...]
