Tag Archives: oral sex

Diddling to the dictionary

You know what really helps me get my rocks off? Reading the dictionary. No joke! When I need a little help getting in the mood, I just flip my old Merriam-Webster behemoth to “O” and get myself all worked up reading their “oral sex” entry.
Which is why I was not surprised at all — nay, [...]

Now who's the ho?

Here’s a heart-warming holiday story for you:
1. Microsoft has made it possible to send instant messages to an artificial intelligence-powered Santa Claus through MSN Messenger.
2. They’ve named him– you guessed it–RoboSanta.
2. Oh yes.
3. The problem? Looks like RoboSanta doesn’t want to talk about candy canes or toy trucks like the Santa you [...]