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Masturbation May Haiku Contest Deadline!

May 30, 2010 – 12:55 pm

[ May 31, 2010; 12:00 pm to 11:59 pm. ] There’s just ONE MORE DAY to get those haikus in! Don’t miss out on our fabulous prizes!

First Prize — $50 gift certificate to Early to Bed

Second Prize — $25 gift certificate to Early to Bed

Third Prize — Large bottle of Liquid Silk

Email ALL entries to eden(at)early2bed(dot)com

Deadline is May 31st!

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Sorry for the delay!

June 12, 2008 – 11:28 am

My goodness! So much eager anticipation! Well, don’t bite your nails down to the quick….
Because it’s time to present the Early to Bed 2008 Masturbation Haiku winners!
First Place (winning a $40 gift certificate to Early to Bed!)
The neighbors just think
It’s my electric toothbrush
And I brush to porn
by Kay Em
Second Place (winning a large bottle of [...]

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