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From Virgins on Fire Candle Co. these quality jar candles are made with 100% soy wax and handmade in Brooklyn, NY using only safe phthalate-free fragrances sourced from socially responsible suppliers.
Cuffed Jean Bisexual Curled Up in a Weird Uncomfortable Chair with a Banned Book is a deep and sophisticated cashmere and tonka blend, it's as cozy as they come. Think purple velvet, or a fuzzy coat. Perfect for curling up in your weird chair.
Just a Really Intense Lesbian Energy has a bold and gruff, somewhat unapproachable outward exterior. But, once you get to know it, the blend itself is a soft, soothing eucalyptus and peppermint that promotes a tranquil and relaxing atmosphere. It welcomes you into its aura, delights you in its soft complexities, and absolutely leaves you scarred when you get too close.
Butch Gym Teacher is knuckle crackin' good! It's a blend of vanilla and oak, giving it the aura of sitting cross legged on a wood floor as Janet, fresh from cracking an 11am beer open with her teeth, shouts at a 3rd grader struggling at a pull-up bar, a visual you will never forget, a psychical achievement you will never master, and yet somehow you'll be just fine.
Lesbians and Taco Trucks love nothing more than a Mojito fueled jaunt downtown for their favorite soft shelled snack.
These 9oz candle with wraparound label carry a 45-50 hour burn time.
