Early to Bed Affiliate Program

Affiliate Program

How it works
We’ll provide you with a selection of banners to display on your site along with a unique code to link it to. When people click on the link and make a purchase at early2bed.com, you’ll earn a 20% commission on anything they buy! How freakin’ easy is that! Once you are signed up to be an affiliate you can also create item-specific links and facebook/twitter/email code as well!

Why Be an Early to Bed Affiliate?
Early to Bed is a small, woman-owned, sex-positive, queer & trans-friendly sex shop. We are committed to helping people have better sex lives by providing them access to great toys and honest sex information.

We are not a faceless corporation. The owner, Searah, can be easily reached at any time to help you or any customer who has a question or concern. We have one shop in Chicago where we run our website as well. Our staff is small and everyone who works here loves helping people have great orgasms. We are part of our local feminist, queer and women’s communities, offering our space for fundraisers, making donations whenever we can and partnering with local social service organizations to help spread the word about having a healthy, happy sex life.

We've been around the block. ETB opened in 2001 as a brick & motor shop. We have been up and running as a website since early 2002 and have a lot of experience in this industry. We are nice people who have great relationships with our suppliers, manufactures and customers.

We love sex toys. ETB was started because we are sex toy lovers and wanted to bring the love to the masses. We don’t sell products that we don’t believe in, even if it is the newest, hottest thing. If it doesn’t live up to its promises… we won’t stock it. We also believe in giving customers information so they can make informed decisions about what they put in or on their body. While making money is part of any business, we are in this for the love of great sex and sticking to our values always takes priority over making a quick buck.

We are committed to excellent customer service. Yes, we will slog through the rain to drop off a package at the post office that a customer really needs right now, we’ll spend an hour helping someone pick out a toy or take the time to research the very specific thing that they are looking for even if that means sending them to a different shop to get it (but we are always happy to do special orders too!). We really want to make people happy and work hard as hell to do so. And our customers seem to think we do a pretty good job. We have great reviews on Yelp and Google and an excellent reputation in the community.



*** We are not currently accepting any new applications from coupon/deal sites or porn sites/accounts. **

• Commission is based on the subtotal of the purchase, not including tax & shipping.

• Payouts are made once a month around the 15th on the month (unless that dates falls on a holiday, weekend or non-business day for us). If your accumulated commission is less than $25 you will be paid the month when your commission meets or surpasses the $25 min. payout. Before we pay you the first time we will reach out to request that you share with us where you have our affiliate link on your site. We want to be sure that folks are following our rules and will not payout fees for people promoting ETB on sites that violate our terms. If you do not respond to our email requesting that information, we will not send you any money. 

•You must have an up and running website or blog and you must be 21 years or older. The application has an option to add your website when applying. Please fill out that question as we will not approve any affiliates that leave that blank. 

• We will not approve any affiliates whose sites contain the following:

    • Racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic or otherwise offensive language or content.
    • Sex information we deem to be incorrect.
    • Websites that are nothing but banners or social media accounts that are just memes or postings of porn
    • Sex for pay
    • Anything illegal
    • Coupon or deal sites
    • Websites that are vague and don't say explicitly what they do

• We reserve the right to refuse anyone whose site does not meet Early to Bed’s vision and mission. We are not currently accepting any new applications from coupon/deal sites or porn sites/accounts. 

• Payment is made Via PayPal in US Dollars. PayPal charges us a fee for non-US payouts. That fee will be deduced from your payouts.

• We will deduct from your payout any cancelled or fraudulent orders

• We reserve the right to make changes to this program at any point for any reason.

We are a small (tiny, really) company and ask that all affiliates have patience while we work out any kinks that might come up in this program. We know there are all kinds of slick affiliate programs you can sign-up for and we appreciate that you want to sign up with us!


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