PLEASE REMEMBER THAT ALL SALES ARE FINAL AND YOU MUST BE 18 YEARS OR OLDER TO PURCHASE FROM THIS SITE.
We inspect every item before it is shipped out. Battery-operated items are tested and only shipped if they are in working order. However, if a battery-operated item fails to work within 60 days from date of purchase, we will gladly replace it or exchange it for a different item. When returning a defective item in person, please bring your receipt into the shop, make sure your toy is clean and include all the original packaging (or as much of it as you have).
If returning an item through the mail, you must contact us before returning that item. We cannot accept returns on items that have been damaged by the customer or after delivery (meaning items that arrive fine but then are cracked, ripped, broken or otherwise physically damaged while in your possession). If there is visible damage on a product that is returned for being defective, we will not be able to accept it. Also we cannot and will not accept any returns that arrive back in our store in an un-clean manner. Those items will be disposed of and no exchange or refund will be made. Please to not endanger the health of our staff by sending us back un-clean toys.
Any problems or shortages with your order must be reported within 24 hours of receipt.
Many items do come with longer manufacturer's warranties. When your new toy arrives be sure to read any included material and save your receipts so you can take advantage of manufacturer's warranties.
TO PROTECT THE HEALTH AND SAFETY OF OUR CUSTOMERS, WE CANNOT ACCEPT ANY RETURNS ON ANY NON-DEFECTIVE MERCHANDISE (think about it, would you want to shop at a sex shop that did accept returns?). We do not issue any refunds. We also cannot accept any book returns. We cannot accept in-store returns without a receipt.
If you'd like us to consult with you before you make a purchase we are happy to do so. Just call us at 773-271-1219 or email firstname.lastname@example.org
Please make sure that you fill out the order form completely. We MUST have a valid phone number that matches the billing address for your credit card. We will not call you at this number unless the email address you provided to us does not work and there is a problem with your order or credit card number. We reserve the right to request further info from orders that appear suspicious.
Please be sure to include any apartment or suite number on your order. If your order is undeliverable because the apartment or suite number was not provided, you will be charged for re-shipment or any correction charged imposed by USPS.
After you place your order, you will automatically be emailed a confirmation. If you do not receive this confirmation within 24 hours be sure contact us to make sure that we received your order. Once an order has ben shipped it cannot be cancelled.
If there are any questions or problems with your order we will contact you via email, so it is a good idea to check your email 24-48 hours after your place your order. Also, please make sure that your spam filter doesn't filter out emails coming from early2bed.com. If you need to cancel your order, let us know right away as once the order is shipped out it cannot be canceled.
Placing your Order via the Mail
You are welcome to send in an order with a Money Order for the full amount. Just fill a basket online and begin the checkout process. When you get to the page where your shipping is calculated, print out the page and send it along with your payment (made out to Early to Bed) to 5044 N Clark st, Chicago, IL 60640. You can also send us a note with all the pertinent information, just be sure all your contact and shipping information is on the note.
If you are unsure of the total for you order, please contact us before you mail your order in. If we receive your order and there is not enough money included for shipping, we will be unable to process your order.
All orders are shipped out as soon as possible, usually within two - three business days via USPS Priority Mail, but please allow up to eight business days for your order to arrive. While we make every effort to insure that all items on the website are in stock, from time to time an item that you ordered may be temporarily unavailable. If that is the case, we will notify you via e-mail as soon as possible and you will have an opportunity to change or cancel your order. We are real people, not robots so we appreciate your patience with us especially around extra busy times like the holidays (trust us, you'll appreciate the fact that we are real people should you ever need our help!). Please know that we pride ourselves in working very hard to process orders quickly and make you as happy as we can!
USPS will return packages that are unclaimed. If a package is returned to us* and we have to reship it, the customer is charged for the reshipping, even if they have selected free shipping on the original order. If a customer decides that they do not want their order shipped again, it can be picked up at the shop or the order can be refunded (minus shipping charges and a 10% re-stocking fee).
*This includes packages that are unclaimed at the post office, refused or have a delivery address that was incomplete as given to us by the customer.
We ship all our packages discreetly in plain brown or USPS Priority Mail boxes. Sometimes we do use recycled boxes but they are from non-adult related companies. The return address used is ETB/FTME. The boxes never indicate what is inside or why type of business we are. If you want to see a picture of what our shipping box looks like scroll to the bottom of this page.
Orders up to $10: $6.95
Orders $10.01 to $124.99: $7.95
Orders $125+: FREE
Please note the free shipping for orders $125 and above only applies to orders being shipped within the US. These orders will be shipped via USPS Priority Mail. All orders with a value of $200 or more require a signature upon delivery. Orders of $350 or more may require a photo id and signature for delivery. This is to protect both the customer and us.
If you select the FREE SHIPPING option and something is out of stock on your order, you will be given the option of having your whole order shipped together for free or having it broken up for an additional $5.50 fee.
If you need to make any claims regarding items not being received or received incorrectly, it must be in a timely manner. For items that arrive damaged or are incorrect please notify us immediately upon package arrival.
For domestic packages not received by the customer, we can only process claims within 30 days of the date you placed your order. If a claim is made to us after 30 days we are unable to replace the item/s.
For an additional fee we can ship your order via USPS Priority Mail Express. These items arrive 1 to 2 days after shipping (depending on your location - we do not guarantee overnight delivery to all address). Deliveries may be made on Saturday (but are not shipped out on Saturday). If you order after noon (CST) on Friday, Saturday or Sunday, your package will be shipped on Monday.
Expedited orders must be received by 12pm Central Time to be shipped on the same day. Orders received after 12pm will go out the next business day.
*A business day is defined as a non-holiday weekday. Weekends are not considered business days.
If you really need to be sure your order will arrive by a certain date call us 773-271-1219
Here is what our shipping boxes look like: NO indication of what is inside or of what type of business we are!