They probably should have included a banana for scale because I was overly optimistic about the size of this attachment. I'm a trans guy and am always looking for alternate ways to rub one out ever since my sex drive went from Oh God Get Away From Me to Must Smash.

I've tried a few different sleeves including the Buck-Off, the Bro Sleeve, the Fascination Sleeve from Gendercat, and the Doc Johnson Tube. I wanted to give this a go because of how it attaches to the Hitachi "back massager" (ha).

So first of all, this is kinda loud and I recommending putting on loud music or running the vacuum if you live in an apartment building with thin walls. Second of all, if you don't have large enough uh, equipment, you can still get it to suction onto yourself.... but:

YOU HAVE TO HOLD/PINCH THE OTHER END, OR IT WILL SOUND LIKE A WEIRD INDUSTRIAL DIDGERIDOO AND I DON'T THINK YOU WANT THAT.

Anyway, if they ever make a version of this that is suited specifically for trans men, I would be all over it. (heh) Having said that, this is halfway decent if you get creative. I'm sure it's even better for decently-endowed cis men and their bananas. It also seems to be pretty good quality, no weird smells or anything like that, with some fun textures.